ZITCOIN OFFICIAL ROADMAP (2025–2028)

“In Zit We Trust —“Don’t pop it — HODL it.”

Q1 2025 — The Breakout Phase

CIA launches ZitCoin.

-Tokenomics promise “steady growth until eruption.”

-Community forms around the rallying cry: “Don’t pop it — HODL it.”

-Coin listed on two decentralized exchanges

Q2 2025 — Acne Expansion

-Zit Coin comic launched inspiring a “Pop to Earn” movement.

-Promotion of $ZIT coin to dermatology centers globally.

-Global Partnership with Clearasil

Q1 2026 — Zit Irritation Stage

-Federal Reserve report mentions Zit Coin as a “growing blemish on the economy

-The term “Zitillionaire” enters the Urban Dictionary.

-Wall Street analysts split between calling it “a bubble” and “an ecosystem of inflammation.”

Q4 2026 — The Global Pop Phase

-International talks begin on Pimple Pegging — countries –considering backing currencies with $ZIT.

-ZitCoin Foundation funds a public art project: a 20-foot golden pimple in Times Square.

-Major tech firm accidentally accepts ZitCoin payments for one week; revenue triples.

-First documentary released: “From Breakout to Breakthrough: The ZitCoin Story.”

Q2 2027 — The Great Poppening

-Congress introduces the Pustular Policy Act to study “dermatological finance.”

-ZitCoin surpasses Bitcoin in transaction volume due to meme tipping.

-Dermatologists begin using $ZIT smart contracts for skincare subscriptions.

-National poll finds 47% of citizens trust ZitCoin more than their banks.

Q1 2028 — ZitCoin Becomes the National Reserve Currency

-Jerome Powell officially declares: “It’s time to pop inflation.”

-Global adoption is complete. ZitCoin replaces the U.S. dollar.