ZITCOIN WHITEPAPER (v1.0)
In Zit We Trust — Don’t Pop It, HODL It.

Abstract

ZitCoin ($ZIT) is the world’s first dermatologically inspired cryptocurrency, designed to simulate
the natural economic cycle of pressure, eruption, and healing. Through the patented Pressure
Protocol, ZitCoin achieves what traditional finance never could: a perfectly timed pop. Our
mission is simple: to unite traders, dermatologists, and degenerates under one banner and one
glowing ZIT as we usher in a new era of poppable-finance.

Background

All bubbles eventually pop. The housing market did it. Dot-coms did it. Bitcoin kinda did. So we
asked: why fight it? ZitCoin embraces the fact that all things pop. Like the human face under
hormonal stress.

The Pressure Protocol

Every transaction in the ZitCoin network contributes 1% to the Pressure Pool, a reservoir of
economic tension, or something like that, never mind we just minted all the coins, fair-launched
them, bought a bunch back, and hope that others like you buy them too.

Eventually, we will sell, make a bunch of money to buy Clearasil you will say we rugged, but we
just sold like you did too, after all we are buyers! and that’s that.

Buy the token early and don’t get dumped on later, that’s the name of this game… what else is
that called… nevermind. Trade it enough and maybe CZ or some other delusional got too lucky
crypto billionaire will list it on Coinbase, Kraken or Binance…. so they too can profit before it
POPS.

Build, POP, heal, repeat – yes, that’s all markets. Why not Zitcoin?

Tokenomics

Public Launch 100%
0% for the useless team
0% for “expert” advisors
0% for non-existent community
0% for “market makers”
0% for airdrop hunters

JUST BUY IT – the only way you will get ZITCOIN is by buying it. Limited supply 10,000,000,000
coins only… ACT NOW.

Governance: ZitDAO

ZitCoin is governed by ZitDAO, a decentralized blablabla who cares(no one uses DAOs
anyway) community of holders, trolls, and skincare enthusiasts. Basically, complain about
something enough on X, and maybe someone will do something, who cares, it’s a meme.
Trade at your own risk, join the community, or just HODL or maybe risk it all 200X leverage on
MEXC or HyperLiquid.

Q1 2025 — The Breakout Phase
CIA launches ZitCoin.
Don’t pop it — HODL it goes viral.
Q2 2025 — Acne Expansion
Global partnership with Clearasil.
$ZIT accepted at dermatology clinics worldwide.
Q1 2026 — The Irritation Stage
Federal Reserve calls ZitCoin a “blemish on the economy.”
Urban Dictionary adds Zitillionaire.
Q2 2027 — The Great Poppening
Congress passes the Pustular Policy Act.
ZitCoin surpasses Bitcoin in daily transaction volume.
Q1 2028 — Reserve Currency Era
Jerome Powell officially declares: “It’s time to pop inflation.”
Global adoption is complete. The dollar was replaced. The pores healed.

Technology

ZitCoin was launched on Arena.
Yeah, we did not even code the coin ourselves.
We do have a website using a template and some AI images.
We are here for the tech!!

Disclaimers

ZitCoin is not a financial product. It is a social experiment, a dermatological metaphor, and
possibly a cry for help. Any resemblance to other projects or human skin conditions is purely
coincidental. Buy at your own risk.

Consult your dermatologist before investing. Not Skincare advice.